Ten little toes x 100

While cutting Tucker's toenails one flew into my eye.

No joke.

These are the hazards of motherhood people don't tell you about. Is it bad that I am overwhelmed sometimes by the amount of fingernails and toenails that I am responsible for? I am in charge of the status of 60 different nails. This is just too much for one person. Especially when they grow at lightning speed. It is like these boys just eat nothing but carrots. (Or whatever makes those puppies grow.) I actually feel sorrow for my friend Jill who, with three children, is in charge of 80. I think that extra set of hands and feet would push me over the edge.